Maya is a 29 year old Canadian who currently lives in California while she figures out her life. Which would be made easier if she wasn’t a contradiction in terms. A corporate-hippie mongrel, she is a very efficient procrastinator who would love to find a way to earn a lot of money without workinig too hard for it. Maya frequently misplaces things , forgets to hold grudges and can never remember her favourite colour. Someday she will be a skinny, sexy diva with a a flair for styling her hair perfectly every single day.